shitty yonky

When you off a perc and gotta shit

Man this erc got me geekin but I gotta take a shit I’m shitty yonky

by HE$HJEFE July 14, 2023

Shitty example

Look below.

I'm not a shitty example ! I've got a life, some childs and a wife ! I have sex every week-ends, and i watch pornography one time per week !
Stupid definition, you don't got life, you don't got money, you don't got friends, go murder yourself ! >:(

by NaNoMister February 21, 2017

Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl

How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

shitty

Something you just said in order to get the message from urban

"Get a shitty mug for your friend/dog/anything *name* just to get a laugh"

You viewing a word:Wow you can get a (word that you searched) mug. I know what to type lol *searches shitty
Urban:get a shitty mug...
You:perfect

by WoodenArcher December 12, 2017

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

Shitty mc Shithead

That one kid that stole your lunch because he's a fat pig

Jeffery is a Shitty mc Shithead.

by Mirik December 17, 2017

shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on

friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.

by jtplz November 19, 2013