Shrek

The Lord

Shrek is my lord

by Deep fried May 29, 2018

Shrekking

When you take two stalks of celery and a piece of broccoli, put the celery in your ass, do a handstand and put the broccoli in your mouth. And you look like shrek with his pants down

Y/N: Dude i just tried Shrekking!
Noah: Fucking weirdo

by DundeiEh March 29, 2024

Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

Shrek

Daddy shrek is the best.
Lord poop is way worse.

Daddy shrek is kool

by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021

Shrek

Beautiful

I am Shrek

by ELLIE_theBean October 26, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is the mosh hottest person ever he is my idol and my husband I am taken by the most handsome man in the world

Shrek is hot

by Myidolisshrek October 11, 2021

Shrek

The Greatest of all time. PERIODT

Dude: Yo have you seen shrek
Baylen Levine: Are you kidding, shrek is my DAD

by swaggydawg69 August 5, 2019