shrek

shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.

Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?

Gangsta 2: that is gay.

Gangsta 1: no…….

by shrek my bf December 31, 2022

Shrek

God.

Guy 1: I pray to god every night.
Guy 2: You mean shrek?
Guy 1: Yes.

by Aircollus November 16, 2018

Shrek

A green ogre who is Shrakk’s cousin and Madonna and Borderline’s neighbor

Shrek saw Madonna walking Borderline.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018

Shrek

God of the wolrd. The one who's gonna lead us when the hard times comes.

I love Shrek with all my heart

by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018

SHREK(KING)iscool

IS A PERSON WHO IS COOL AND SHIT

IM A SHREK(KING)iscool

by waffledog October 27, 2018

Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies

Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW

by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019

shrek fan-fiction

please no, just please no...

Jake: Have you read my shrek fan-fiction?
Andrew: WTF is wrong with you jake?!

by KovikSmith March 16, 2019