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the duck shake 

The act of wagging your penis in the same manner that a duck shakes its tail to get water off. Instead of wagging to get water off, you wag until you ejaculate.
'Chris did the duck shake all over his girlfriend, after she asked him to clean the room.'
the duck shake by Pimpstrich December 14, 2016

Shake Junt 

Skateboarders and homies came to form a crew which broadcast there everyday life filled with hi jinx.
"The Shake Junt crew Is filled with plenty of great hi jinx"
Shake Junt by Skating animal August 8, 2009
sunglasses (always used in the plural)
They had rather tacky looking shades on the shelf.

shake that monkey

A rap song by too short...
Mayn i jus got a 5000 watt system and im fittin' to bleed da block wit dat song shake that monkey
shake that monkey by Sean! July 12, 2006

Harlem Shake 

The "Harlem Shake" is performed by acting "normal" in the first 10 seconds of a video and after the first 10 seconds , you're doing random acts that makes you look like a primitive fool.
One example of the Harlem Shake is a young black male jerking off in front of what looks to be his parents who seemed to be reading a newspaper in the first 10 seconds of the video, not noticing their son is about to make a complete fool of himself. While this is happening, you'll hear a generic, goofy tune in the background. That's the start of the dance tune. 10 seconds later the tune cuts off to a deep voice, "Do the Harlem Shake," the video then cuts to a scene where his parents are gone but the same room is filled with what seems to be his friends in costumes. One of his friends is humping a stuff animal who is dressed in a cow costume and another seems to be jumping on a chair who is dressed in a costume that is unrecognizable. There is another friend of his dancing behind him who is also dressed in a white costume that looks like a bunny suit and a random white male walks in front of the camera for the sake of diversity. The man mentioned earlier who was jerking off in front of his parents in the first 10 seconds of the video is now dressed in a purple costume, pouring milk on his head while staring into the camera as he pumps his pelvis in the second 10 seconds of the video.
Harlem Shake by YouCan'tBlock February 14, 2013

50 shades of grey 

50 shades of grey is the gayest book ever created. And is read by millions across the world about 90% who read this book are just doing it for the laughs but the other 10% are weird cat ladies and horny weirdo guys. This book is about sex and nothing but sex, but it isn't as good as it sounds it is really about a creepy couple who are sex addicts..
mark: Hey bill have you read 50 shades of grey?
Bill: No when I'm horny I watch porn...
50 shades of grey by AlexRainbows October 30, 2012