After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.
by Ryan August 13, 2003
Get the sealed-shut mug.A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.
Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."
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a sexual position in which the girl lays flat on her stomach, a man puts lubracation on her legs and behind, and slides up into her butt.
by Alanson October 23, 2006
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a Seal is a highly-trained special forces singer of the Music Industry. Part of the K,I,S,S and higher than FROMAROSE. Seal is pretty much a modern-day ninja, a renagade,if you will; he is trained to steal YOUR heart with his allagator chomps on the cheeks. He could easily make a supersonic man out of you. His shiny head is already melt to scenery and he can make a plate of mac-n-cheese-un-noticed. On Stage, he "blows" away any contender beyond human-conception.
a Seal is a highly-trained special forces singer of the Music Industry. Part of the K,I,S,S and higher than FROMAROSE. Seal is pretty much a modern-day ninja, a renagade,if you will; he is trained to steal YOUR heart with his allagator chomps on the cheeks. He could easily make a supersonic man out of you. His shiny head is already melt to scenery and he can make a plate of mac-n-cheese-un-noticed. On Stage, he "blows" away any contender beyond human-conception.
"Not everyone can be Seal. Infact you'd have to be a kiss from a rose to be one! If you really want to be Seal, You have to find allagator chomps"
-me
"But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, And the light that you shine can't be seen?"
-Seal Motto
"If your called to duty,but your out of toilet paper, then you've failed"
-me
-me
"But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large, And the light that you shine can't be seen?"
-Seal Motto
"If your called to duty,but your out of toilet paper, then you've failed"
-me
by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005
Get the Seal mug.a made up fuckin event where supposedly you piss for the first time after being drunk, adn your supposed to have to pee alot more after
however this is a made up fuckin thing that never happens
however this is a made up fuckin thing that never happens
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