polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by jawballsdeeznutsyourmomhaha September 07, 2022

Doing a Dyno/Dyno Rod

When going to the toilet you’re either going for a Dyno(wee) or Dyno Rod (log) Poo. In reference to the drain company Dyno-Rod

Ash has gone to the toilet doing a Dyno/Dyno rod

by Jimbo24 February 28, 2024

the rod father

A long white pole usually rubbed and put under lots of friction in order to create electricity.

Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.

by Happy tight us January 19, 2017

Rod wrecker

A girl who's got a very tight pussy

Man I railed this chick the other night and that chick was a rod wrecker

by 201910 June 01, 2019

Jizz Rod

A teenage white boy Named Alton who is obsessed with jizzing and does it all the time, especially to femboys.

Oh man Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 03, 2024

Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat

Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 03, 2024

slimey rod

Where a certain girl you love intakes a lot of laxatives and shits all over your cock then cuts a hole in a water melon and forcefully Rams your penis inside it

You mate I got a Slimey rod last night

by Gingerbearhairsasha August 02, 2017