alyssa rice

A blonde female that thinks she is sneaky or secretive. Most likely when caught in a situation with be defensive or irrational. Will think she is in the right even if it is completely irresponsible or hurtful.

That Alyssa rice from Tinley says meow instead of moans during intercourse. Then she tried to blame baby yoda

by Alyssa nice May 22, 2021

minute rice

Cheap, easily installed, easily breakable, and somewhat tacky and gaudy vehicle modifications. It looks like a great amount of money went into modifying the car to the untrained eye. But to people who are good at spotting cheap and gaudy mods, it looks tacky.

"Hey, dude, check out Lee's car! He has chrome spinner rims, a coffee can muffler, LEDs under his chassis, chrome license plate covers, his bumper and spoiler are chrome wrapped. He also has LED valve covers, and chrome wipers!. All that rice must have cost a lot of money."

"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."

"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"

by Ollie Churpuzzi September 12, 2020

Rice in a wildfire

Anything with an unexpected outcome / you never know what your gonna get

You never know what comes out of Moxie’s mouth is true or a lie. It’s like rice in a wildfire

by The bitten cheetah June 28, 2022

Rice pussy

A girl that says words wrong a lot

“ she said lemonade instead of lemonade, what a rice pussy

by C0000dawg February 6, 2021

jerk rice

Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
😂😂

jerk rice is not Jamaican.

by AnonDoxy August 20, 2018

rice burner

a very ignorant male who is normally in his teens very unsure about his gender and often homosexual

wow look at that rice burner over there

by mike wardroof April 22, 2019

rice steamer

A (almost always) white guy that dates asian women. They are stereotypically effeminate and go for them so they can feel manly compared to their slim physiques and thigh pussies(for obvious reasons), and/or far-rightists that reject white women on the grounds that they aren't traditional and "burn the coal" and cheat, while asian women are more submissive.

Analogous to coal burner and oil driller

1:Is that John with is Viet girlfriend?
2:Yeah, dude was cheated on by his previous girlfriend
3:What a typical rice steamer

by Glitchy Mob February 16, 2018