The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator
My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.
by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021
Get the Florida Rubbermug. Whilst fucking, just before you cum, pull out, pull your rubber off, throw it in her face and cum everywhere.
by Im_Jeff_Vader November 28, 2019
Get the Rubber Stampedmug. What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
Get the I'll forge a rubber check for youmug. When a males penis is hard and pushed back and different directions and bounces back to it's original position
by car23 February 22, 2015
Get the rubber bandmug. by Suck it Jason May 23, 2021
Get the Rubber free zonemug. After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.
by Metelme18 September 16, 2010
Get the Waterlogged rubbermug. Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause
by Skulltra August 20, 2019
Get the Rubber Clausemug.