When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy
by fireblade401 July 3, 2020

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats
by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.
Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"
Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017

by What u doin October 14, 2018

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.
by Matrixlogic March 5, 2021
