Rod-bearer filthy

When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy
Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...
by fireblade401 July 3, 2020
mugGet the Rod-bearer filthymug.

rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats
Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.
by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020
mugGet the rod lampmug.
A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.
Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"

Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017
mugGet the white rod in little chinamug.

Rod

To stick the rods up at someone means to stick the middle finger up at someone
Haha yesterday I stuck the rods up at ya did u see ??
by What u doin October 14, 2018
mugGet the Rodmug.

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
mugGet the Hot Rod Sporkingmug.

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
mugGet the Mexican Lightning Rodmug.

Carbon Rodding

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.
That wasn't Nick's post, it was mine! You're carbon rodding me!
by Matrixlogic March 5, 2021
mugGet the Carbon Roddingmug.

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