alyssa rice

A blonde female that thinks she is sneaky or secretive. Most likely when caught in a situation with be defensive or irrational. Will think she is in the right even if it is completely irresponsible or hurtful.

That Alyssa rice from Tinley says meow instead of moans during intercourse. Then she tried to blame baby yoda

by Alyssa nice May 22, 2021

Rice cak

When your broke as fuck so you’re stuck eating some shit food u found at the bodega for 50 cents

Man that was one terrible rice cak

by Ricecak April 26, 2021

jeezum rice

Phrase used by Canadians, especially from the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Jesus Christ"

Jeff: "Wow bud, look at the size of that snow bank!"
Bob: "Jeezum Rice! That's a real looker eh?!"

by JeezumRice June 28, 2017

dr.brown rice

He is dislike for his very rare specialty which is being too good at being too good . He loves haters, loves lovers, and treats the ones he cares for like family. Girls want him but are scared to approach a specimen of advanced intelligence and good looks. Everyone wishes they could be a part of his life and those who don't later regret it.

Child : "When I grow up, I want to be Dr.Brown Rice"

by Noname man May 23, 2016

Rice mobile

Any Japanese car or car not developed to be a racing car lowered about 6 inches and added custom rims on. Most popularly with a leopard skin draped over the hood, the typical MILF leopard print seats and a 2 foot spoiler on any part of the car. Modified with air intakes even though they would never need to have them since the car can't go that fast in the first place. Examples would be a 1998 scion cube with a spoiler and air intake. May be a 1994 Chevy Camaro but pimped out to the point you know the driver will be forever a virgin. And they sound like active suicide bombs, and would be taken out in a second if driven in New York.

"Look at that fucker driving his rice mobile(or ricewagon). I can hear him coming from 3 miles away. JORDAN and or GREGBORY KING

by randomclevername September 8, 2017

Chicken & Rice

A funny ha ha song that was sung by the ingenious robot loli Gir. With the simple song that consisted of screeching and the satisfaction of yummy yummy chicken and rice, he was able to practically force children to risk their lives to hold hands (before marriage).

(At Hot Topic)
Quirky Girl : "Wow look at this Invader Zim shirt! It says Chicken & Rice like from the movie! Hee hee hoo hoo"
Regular Being: "You are a piss goblin"

by xxPiss_Lordxx January 13, 2020

Rice cakes

The name for an Asian person with a big ass

"Rice cakes has some mad cake for an asian"

by Big Mexican Daddy December 10, 2019