quee

to cum and pee at the same time. its related to the work queef.

B: omg are you excited about seeing epic tommorow?
E: so excited i just peed and came at the same time!

B: you just quee-ed!!! hah.

by EpicLars August 16, 2009

E-Queef

a picture, video (or a real!) queef sent by e-mail

I just got an e-queef in my hotmail account from my girlfriend

by Redfoxx April 17, 2003

queed

A derogatory name for a Hispanic person; to call a Hispanic person gay

Wow.. Enrique is such a queed!

by EL09 November 9, 2009

Poopy Queef

An extremely explosive pussy fart of such magnitude that it is difficult to determine its orifice of origin. It is usually accompanied by the presence of faecal matter and pungent foul odour.

So I was bangin this chick last night and she had a massive poopy queef, there was shit everywhere but I swear it came from her minge.

by Talandriuh Watkins January 1, 2010

Queef

air passing out of the vaginal cavity after a man thrusts his large member in his womans vaginal cavity.

"well i'll be sis, u just queefed on my meat stick"

by cathy queefer March 31, 2005

reverse queef

breathing in a girls queef and blowing it back in her mouth

a reverse queef is where you blow air into your moms vagina and then cup your mouth around the hole, she queefs into your mouth, you close your lips and blow it back into her mouth.

by Darren Ingledew March 18, 2011

beef-queef

1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.

1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.

by Walenski June 22, 2008