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The Purple Party

A political party in between liberal and republican (red+blue=purple) where everyone minds their damn business. Human rights are heavily prioritized among the members.
by PurplePartyFounder July 1, 2022
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Purple chunk

purple chunk is fent dope / chunk dope that has been dyed purple with food coloring
dope fiend: watchu smokin on fool

chunk smoker: I'm smoking that purple chunk
by peanut coke plug October 26, 2022
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Dumb Purple

a very chad of a human has balls of steel and is one of the strongest and best youtubers in the world he has dont many chad things like giving 1 milion dollars to charity.
by dumb purple🥱 April 25, 2022
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Purple Mystic

The worst book ever for the right reasons, and the best book for the wrong ones.
Otau: "Hey guys I wrote a new Purple Mystic chapter!"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"
by Johney the Great February 27, 2022
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Purple Lilypad

An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.
Lilly fell and twisted her ankle; she was a Purple Lilypad the rest of the day.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022
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Purple kane

When your dick turns purple from punching it
by Dr wankinyoureye May 29, 2021
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purple promise

A false promise, especially one which is on conditional terms that are difficult or impossible to check (at least, for the recipient of the promise), so that there's some measure of plausible deniability as to whether the promise was kept.
"They told us that we'd all get our bonuses if performance standards across the whole company rise by 15% this year. What a purple promise!"

"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."

The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
by Cale- June 30, 2007
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