puppy stuff

Euphemism for the goo that collects in the corner of one's eye, esp. after sleeping.

by zooa November 3, 2003

Puppy mill

Where your mom's from

Can also be used to describe what your mom is (if your mom has lots of kids by different fathers, she in essence IS the puppy mill. You are the puppy.)

Customer walking into a pet store: "These dogs are all from puppy mills."

Associate Melissa: "Your mom's from a puppy mill"

by A night in China June 30, 2008

puppy girl

A girl that is a pillow princess and wears dog ears and a puppy tail sometimes. Most commonly known as a woman who is loyal and believes in Black Lives Matter. Puppy girls are notorious for being democrat because, like dogs, they believe everyone deserves some love and equality.

Jackson: So you like Ell?

Dream: yes, I love puppy girls.

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021

CROTCH PUPPY

1. A singular word for Crotch Puppies. Small insects that dwell in the pubic region of animals. Usually spread via intercourse but also by toilet seat.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.

Gino is a fucking crotch puppy and cant spell the word "fagot"

by Nate VerHeek February 17, 2007

pound puppy

The act of engaging a woman with loose and hanging vulva in coitus.

I was looking for Ms. Right but I found a pound puppy instead.

by amra July 12, 2006

blood puppy

A puppy or dog that was purchased from a breeder hence causing other dogs in shelters to be killed

Do you know how many shelter puppies you could have saved when you dropped a grand on that blood puppy?

by Country Urban Crusader September 2, 2021

puppy peters

(n) slang term for Vienna sausages, as if they were the penises of neutered puppies.

My three year old won't eat anything but puppy peters.

by EffingWheeler September 20, 2011