Prison

A place where criminals are housed

OR
A place where kids are forced to go 5 days a week for 7 hours a day (also known as school)

Person 1: Gotta go back to prison tomorrow
Person 2: Really? Why?
Person 1: To “learn” and stuff a bunch of useless information into my brain
Person 2: You mean school?
Person 1: Yeah, same thing

by _word_guru_ February 25, 2020

Prison

PINE SPRINGS PREP, it is terrible and I hate it here so much.

Mom: Have fun at Pine Springs Prep

Bernard: You mean prison and you can never have fun with that

by Bernard Spatez April 11, 2019

Prison

Instead of putting child abusers and etc, they put actual children in to get mentally abused cuz why not

" School a.k.a Prison is trash "

by Just a Memer April 13, 2021

prison

It's like school, but you can't leave

whoops, I accidentally threw a Molotov through the window of a Seven-Eleven, guess I gotta go to prison now.

by EmptyHuskOfHumanity September 9, 2021

prison

See: school

You: Bro, you excited about our prison sentence ending in two days?
Your Friend: Prison sentence? We never went to prison.
You: I'm talking about school, dumbass!
Your Friend: Oh yeah, I'm so excited about that prison sentence finally ending after 18 years.

by VeeTHis December 12, 2017

Prison

fucking free food bro

damn. free food at prison bro

by Cubuz September 22, 2020

prison

verb. to be fucked in the ass or fuck someone in the ass
originating from the my chemical romance song "you know what they do to guys like us in prison," which was, coincidentally, about getting fucked in the ass.

me: yo no homo and i dont have a dick but i would totally prison gerard

by silentinletrees November 29, 2017