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Prison Break

A meal that prison inmates make out of noodles and random items they get from comminsary. Mostly food that doesnt gave to be cool on stove or oven. Microwave only. Commonly made with ramen noodles, canned tuna or chicken, ranch, pepperoni, summer sausage, pickles, and any other items you want. Sometimes put into a flour tortilla.
by KimHawkey November 14, 2020
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Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.
Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
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Prison

Communism. You get free housing, free healthcare, free meals, free to, free recreation, free water, and free soap (just hold on to it tight)
Prison is communism because everything is free and they barely make you work. Great place, just hold on to that soap real tight.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020
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gay black prison nigger sex

A action preformed by two horny black mfs in jail. They preform the sexual moves that your teacher and mother do every night to get you grade up jamal. In jail so that they can please their well being .
They are doing gay black prison nigger sex in there
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Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.
Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.
by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024
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prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo
OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023
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Prison

damn. free food at prison bro
by Cubuz September 22, 2020
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