Parph

When one struggles to recall something for an extended period of time, only to achieve enlightenment at 3 in the morning.

Dude you remember how I was trying to remember the name of that Wookie off of Star Wars, well I had a huge parph later that night!

by Voltaire the Second July 26, 2010

poophemism

A polite or comedic way to excuse one’s self to go poop.

My favorite poophemism has to be "drop off the kids at the pool," or "I dropped the browns at the superbowl," or even, "I've gotta go doo something."

by Smashertown January 12, 2011

porchside

In Malaysia, the covered strip between the road and the shop fronts.

Porchside is used as a public walkway, motorcycle parking area, extension of shop or cafe business area, dog sleeping space, SUV parking spot, hawkers stalls, and porch of the store owner.

by Bob747 February 26, 2011

Porchneers

Adjective. The description of the distance between a person and the nearest porch.

Porchneers tonight? I'm buying.

by ocks_rock November 29, 2011

porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.

Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.

by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 November 29, 2011

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

by captain manly December 5, 2012

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013