portland poke

The act of "accidentally on purpose" sticking one's erect penis in one's girlfriend's bum and then feigning innocence when she squeals in frightful pain.

Yo, homes, I gave Tina the old Portland Poke last night.

by Link Hoggthrob March 24, 2004

One poke wonder

A person who is inexperienced at sex, but claims to be a star at it.

Now that Barry got his dick wet, he thinks he is a legend. He is just a one poke wonder.

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

Podestrian

Someone who would rather pay twice the price of a normal mp3 player of the same capacity blind to the fact that services like itunes harm the music industry.

'It's funny listening to those podestrians ramble on when they could have just got a creative for half the price'

by Hair LeMair January 23, 2005

Pokeball

Before you cum, you place one of your balls halfway in the anus* of your significant other and pull it out. When you're just about to cum you scream your favorite Pokemon and "I choose you". To complete the act you cum on her forehead and your shit covered ball enters her mouth, thus cleaning your ball-sack.

*This should make the ball look like a Pokeball

*Performing Pokeball*
"Gyrados, I choose you!"

by Spaghetti Fist Pump February 15, 2010

Slow Poke

When you sneak up behind a girl and poke her with your boner.

I slow poked your mom

by John Belvadeere March 27, 2009

Reach Around (With an A. Davis Poke)

1. n: the performance by a girl of the stimulating of a man's "butthole" usually while the man person is performing doggy style on his girl.

We got really drunk last night and I ended up giving Michael a Reach Around (With an A. Davis Poke) and he loved it.

"I did it!"

Rachel the Reach Around (With an A. Davis Poke) is where you touch the man's "buthole!"

by Will from Ad Ops January 25, 2008

pikesville

A (proverbial) place where people say they are going to do things but back out at the last minute.

Boofhead said he was gonna come paint-balling with us on Saturday, but I guess there was something better going on in Pikesville.

by lukeod May 22, 2005