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24 potter gold

classic moments/annecdotes that flow from the mouth of a genius
that is 24 potter gold
by Bluecoat Boy June 28, 2007
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albus potter

“Albus Potter, is in Slytherin unlike his father
by Foxxi Potterhead December 16, 2017
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Ben Potter

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Platter Bum

When you go to a restaurant with a group of friends or family, where in each is on a meal budget and all order somthing diffrent so as to share.
The Platter Bum is the individual who went ahead and ordered an expencive dish (thus distinguishing thereself by putting on airs as the rich guy) but does not share. Others in the party will notice and feel slightly annoyed.
Then when everyone is served, the Platter bum then askes others around them if they could try a sample of what others are eating in order to "see if they like it."
Others will feel compelled to be polite and offer the morsel to the Platter Bum while they secretly resent the fact that they have only a small meal to satisfy themself with while the Platter Bum has a frigg'n buffet, half untouched in front of them.
NOTE: The Platter Bum usualy never finishes their meal and leaves most of their food to be wasted. This also will piss off company who may still be hungry or may have been the one treating the group to the meal.
One family member to anther at a dinner at a restaurant paid for by their father:

Relative 1 : "Jeez! Would ya look at that pig!"

Relative 2 : "Huh? Who ya talkin about?"

Relative 1 : "That uppity cousine from the country. He found out dad was paying and he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu."

Relative 2 : "That little turd! All I had was a grilled chicken salid."

Relative 1 : "Yeah, and he's been begging food bites from everyone around him and hasn't touched his own plate. What's he doing? Saving it for later?"

Relative 2 : "I agree. He's being a real Platter Bum tonight. Dad aught to tell him off and not pay for his meal."
by armoroid 5000 August 3, 2009
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Harry Potter Movies

A set of movies that became progressively worse with each installment. Each movie contains some wussy kids that are bordering homosexuality, probably spend most of the day fomping and displaying which way they will probably swing when they finally get enough hair on their balls to know what sex is. So far three movies have come out, and if the next one is any worse than the last, I think I'll demand to be paid for watching it, after I view the movie which will be checked out for free from the local public library.
Gay Guy Getting Boned From Behind: Hey, what movie is playing right now? It is distracting me.

Gay Guy Doing The Boning: Harry Potter, and The Butt Plug of Crapkaban

Gay Guy 1: Wow!!! This is really gay!

Gay Guy 2: Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.
by RS February 2, 2005
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Harry Potter

an extremely over rated book that is hundreds of pages that no one would want to entirely go through.
Snape kills Dumbledore on page 596
by harrypotter sucks September 3, 2005
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harry potter

very good and highly well-written book series about a orphan kid who's being seriously fucked up by his crappy ass aunt and uncle and then goes to a wizarding school, gets fucked up some more, etc, etc, and flies a broom and gets the hook up with asian chicks. Best Friend of a serious know-it-all bitch and a poor kid with red hair.

Not related in any way to Lord of the Rings.
"Damn, Harry's aunt and uncle fucked him up."
"Indeed."
by xxxholic June 8, 2005
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