Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover August 20, 2012

phone leg

When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.

After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."

by gnstrlove November 22, 2016

phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015

Phone dick

Another word for phone sex

I'm too lazy to give her the D so she getting some phone dick tonight.

She ugly but I need to bust a nut so I'm gonna give her that phone dick.

by BurntS November 9, 2014

Phone sex

Phone sex is when Two or more people are on a call, pretending they are having sex. Both people {masturbate} and pretend it is their S.O. They usually decide a location where they want to have sex and describe VERY DETAILED things they want to do to the other person (people) This includes lots of moaning and sexual related sounds

(A man and woman having phone sex)
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!

Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh

Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa

by AmazingReals March 21, 2019

Phone Dome

Getting A blow job through the phone. The person on the other end of the lines makes slurping noises and the recipient put the phone on their dick and acts as if the phone is the other persons mouth.

You Brandon, I was getting some MAD phone dome last night before you came back.

by 209 MAPLE September 24, 2009

Phone ho

A person who habitually talks intimately with others over the phone. That can be a 976 or 900 pay number or just someone they're interested in.

George is always talking dirty to women over the phone; he's such a phone ho.

by Allblackmax April 27, 2009