desk pet

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.

"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."

by anonpalisade April 18, 2024

chia pet pussy

Something you have never had

YOU AINT NEVER HAD KNOW CHIA PET PUSSY WHAY THE HELL YOU JUST MAKING A MESS!!

by skibidididdy445 January 16, 2025

ER's Pet

A student who is known for his legendary procrastination abilities and still manages to get good grades from his teacher ER. In doing so, he does not have to kiss his teacher's ass making this word the exact opposite of a Teacher's Pet. There is also a possibility of the teacher liking the student for his procrastination abilities.

YungBB: Yo man what did you get from ER this term?
Leg-end: I got a 8/8 man
YungBB: What a fucking ER's Pet

by skaaaa June 11, 2018

medicine pet

A pet that stays with you while you're thereby making you feel better

I had the flu last week and my dog was a medicine pet and stayed will the whole time.

by Uglyman1223 February 14, 2017

Ghabbie - Pet

A Fluffy Looking Pen that is rainbow and can wear balls as an accessory. This species is called "Ghabbie"

I got a new pet.. Ghabbie - Pet

by daddyroblox December 27, 2020

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022