The word little person is derived from the other words such as midget, dwarf, and peck.
These are a rare breed of smaller people. They average around 4.5 feet, they tend to have small arms and legs with normal sized backs and heads. When they are born they are half the size of average human babies and are referred to as pecklings. Midget's are also known for their easiness to be tamed, colorful objects and sugar packets are used to tame them.
Midgets are also known to be able to tame dogs and talk to them. At times they can be found in your dog houses at night, proceed with caution to check your doghouses at midnight. Under any circumstance should you ever check your dog's house without small packets of sugar or colorful objects! They are known for biting and headbutts.
They are also adaptable to many things since their smaller sizes make the world seem bigger to them.
They tend to come out at night and sometimes rarely can be seen in the day. If one is seen you should take pictures and point, use extreme caution. They are rare and are very ill-tempered. They are highly attracted to sugar packets and colorful objects and will do anything for them. There is a new group in south that now collects all different types of midgets. The rarest of them all is the Pale Iranian Asian Midget.
Do not under any circumstances try to fight with them. They are strong and extremely dangerous. Their strongest attacks are the famous Headbutt and bite.
I myself have collected a rare collection of midgets, the best sugar packets money can buy can be bought on eBay.
Warning: if you are going to attempt catching a midget, Please! use extreme caution, I have been scarred for life, I have bite marks all over my neck and hands, don't make the same mistake I did, bring your sugar. Your chances will be 80% more successful at catching and eventually taming the midget.
These are a rare breed of smaller people. They average around 4.5 feet, they tend to have small arms and legs with normal sized backs and heads. When they are born they are half the size of average human babies and are referred to as pecklings. Midget's are also known for their easiness to be tamed, colorful objects and sugar packets are used to tame them.
Midgets are also known to be able to tame dogs and talk to them. At times they can be found in your dog houses at night, proceed with caution to check your doghouses at midnight. Under any circumstance should you ever check your dog's house without small packets of sugar or colorful objects! They are known for biting and headbutts.
They are also adaptable to many things since their smaller sizes make the world seem bigger to them.
They tend to come out at night and sometimes rarely can be seen in the day. If one is seen you should take pictures and point, use extreme caution. They are rare and are very ill-tempered. They are highly attracted to sugar packets and colorful objects and will do anything for them. There is a new group in south that now collects all different types of midgets. The rarest of them all is the Pale Iranian Asian Midget.
Do not under any circumstances try to fight with them. They are strong and extremely dangerous. Their strongest attacks are the famous Headbutt and bite.
I myself have collected a rare collection of midgets, the best sugar packets money can buy can be bought on eBay.
Warning: if you are going to attempt catching a midget, Please! use extreme caution, I have been scarred for life, I have bite marks all over my neck and hands, don't make the same mistake I did, bring your sugar. Your chances will be 80% more successful at catching and eventually taming the midget.
Cindy: Mom! look at the peck!
Mom: Cindy! don't call small people that, peck is a slang term like midget.
Cindy: But mom I saw in the Movie Willow and Madmordagan called the small person a peck!
Mom: please cindy im asking you, stop being so hurtful, they have small feelings.
Tommy: Mom! Im gonna catch that midget!!
Dad: Lets do this Tommy, this one looks rare! Becareful though this one looks like a head butter, they go for the stomach if they can reach it but will sometiems go for the nads.
Midget: Mi..Mi..Midget.. Midget.. Midget
Cindy: He's calling more midgets, I think we should leave.
Mom: Please little person we mean no harm!
Cindy: I got the sugar packets!!
Dad: we did not come all this way for nothing, TOM, Get the Net!, Cindy sprikle the sugar by that tree!
Tommy: I think we can get him Dad, he's going for the sugar!
Cindy: Hurry dad do it, he is licking all the sugar!!
Dad: Got em!
Tommy: Dad, I think when we get home I should order more sugar packets from eBay. The auction ends tomorrow and ill bid on the last 10 seconds.
Mom: Cindy! don't call small people that, peck is a slang term like midget.
Cindy: But mom I saw in the Movie Willow and Madmordagan called the small person a peck!
Mom: please cindy im asking you, stop being so hurtful, they have small feelings.
Tommy: Mom! Im gonna catch that midget!!
Dad: Lets do this Tommy, this one looks rare! Becareful though this one looks like a head butter, they go for the stomach if they can reach it but will sometiems go for the nads.
Midget: Mi..Mi..Midget.. Midget.. Midget
Cindy: He's calling more midgets, I think we should leave.
Mom: Please little person we mean no harm!
Cindy: I got the sugar packets!!
Dad: we did not come all this way for nothing, TOM, Get the Net!, Cindy sprikle the sugar by that tree!
Tommy: I think we can get him Dad, he's going for the sugar!
Cindy: Hurry dad do it, he is licking all the sugar!!
Dad: Got em!
Tommy: Dad, I think when we get home I should order more sugar packets from eBay. The auction ends tomorrow and ill bid on the last 10 seconds.
by Jerrygo March 4, 2008
Get the little personmug. When talkin bout a chick with HUGE TITS, you'd refer to her as the one with the big "personality". It's more polite, though everyone still gonna know what ur talkin bout...
"Oi, u met Chelsea?"
"Yer i reckon, which one is she?"
"Short, dark hair, big personality"
"How could I forget? They is HUGE"
"Yer i reckon, which one is she?"
"Short, dark hair, big personality"
"How could I forget? They is HUGE"
by Wise Jay July 31, 2006
Get the big personalitymug. by buutstick February 12, 2009
Get the bbw personalsmug. by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022
Get the The person reading thismug. 1. When you have split personalities (skitzo) and one of the personalities talks about the other personality(ies) as if they are another body(ies).
2. Talking about your alter ego as if they are another person.
2. Talking about your alter ego as if they are another person.
Bob has a split personality. His other personality is Tom. Bob said Tom is not here at the moment. So Bob is talking in the 4th person because he is talking in 3rd person but not talking in 3rd person. He is talking about himself but yet at the same time talking about another person. Hence 4th person.
by Maximus Ambrosius May 25, 2010
Get the 4th Personmug. A person who says they bang but doesn't know any other stack/gang sign than their gang & who usually try's to make them selves seem "better than you" by being on you're dick all the time, A person who usually brags & has to include themselves in & every conversation/situation & makes it apart of their "life" & who has an explanation/excuse for why they failed or lied or just for anything.
Fake hood rat---> 775 842-7432
Fake hood rat---> 775 842-7432
Example 1
Person 1- Have you ever been to a rave ?
Person 2 - Yeh (Not done with answer)
Fake Person - (Fake person interrupts) PSHHH! I ALLWAYS GO TO RAVES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!
Person 1 - So why aren't you there now?
Fake Person - Because i don't like raves! duh!
Person 1 - So why do you go to them?
Fake Person - Because...gangsters don't go to raves!
Person 1 - So why did you say "you go every Friday night"?
Fake Person - (Quiet) & Smiles
Example 2
Person 1 - Eh dawg does that fool bang blue?
Person 2 - Yeah fool he was here ye (Not done talking)
Fake Person - (Interrupts) NO HE DONT! I WOULD KNOW I BANG BLUE B.N.C.! Throws up B.N.C.
*Conversation killed by the fake person*
Example 3
Person 1 - Hey lets go play guitar hero dawg
Person 2 - Ok fool but you'll whoop my ass though lol
Person 1 - I know fool! lol
Fake Person - (Talking to person 2) YOU SUCK AT GUITAR HERO!
Person 2 - I know but its still fun
Fake Person - SO WHY DO YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK!!?
Person 1 & 2 walk away to go play guitar hero
Fake Person - IDK WHY YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK !(Follows Person 1 & 2)
Person 1- Have you ever been to a rave ?
Person 2 - Yeh (Not done with answer)
Fake Person - (Fake person interrupts) PSHHH! I ALLWAYS GO TO RAVES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!
Person 1 - So why aren't you there now?
Fake Person - Because i don't like raves! duh!
Person 1 - So why do you go to them?
Fake Person - Because...gangsters don't go to raves!
Person 1 - So why did you say "you go every Friday night"?
Fake Person - (Quiet) & Smiles
Example 2
Person 1 - Eh dawg does that fool bang blue?
Person 2 - Yeah fool he was here ye (Not done talking)
Fake Person - (Interrupts) NO HE DONT! I WOULD KNOW I BANG BLUE B.N.C.! Throws up B.N.C.
*Conversation killed by the fake person*
Example 3
Person 1 - Hey lets go play guitar hero dawg
Person 2 - Ok fool but you'll whoop my ass though lol
Person 1 - I know fool! lol
Fake Person - (Talking to person 2) YOU SUCK AT GUITAR HERO!
Person 2 - I know but its still fun
Fake Person - SO WHY DO YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK!!?
Person 1 & 2 walk away to go play guitar hero
Fake Person - IDK WHY YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK !(Follows Person 1 & 2)
by Cesar Nava July 3, 2010
Get the Fake Personmug. Its a white person that has darker skin because one of his/her parent is black and the other is one white. It's basically a half white and half black (Half African and Half Caucasian (Caucasus, Russian, Turkish)/European) but mostly whiter.
John: Hey, what's your ethnicity?
Noah: I'm gray person.
John: ?
Noah: I'm white but darker.
John: Oh, Alright.
Noah: I'm gray person.
John: ?
Noah: I'm white but darker.
John: Oh, Alright.
by leftismisbs July 29, 2019
Get the Gray Personmug.