by V(endetta) November 20, 2013
when you have to pee in the middle of the night and end up kinda falling asleep on the toilet but then realize that you are making the seat uncomfortably warm
person 1: *wakes up
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”
by yummy ummy March 07, 2020
The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.
by orgasmic tomatoes November 28, 2014
by imtheblind September 20, 2020
WHEN YOU JUST LOVE PEE SO MUCH YOUR EYES TURN YELLOW ALL U CAN SEE IS YELLLOW ALL U CAN SEE IS THE PEE!!!!!
by queefinator3 November 08, 2022
A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.
Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."
Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."
Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."
by Ranchero_sauce September 20, 2013