pee paragraphs

Point, evidence, explanation, repeat. The bane of every British student alive. They are there to complicate every poem, book and script ever created by making you imagine what the writer didn't mean by using a word.

PEE Paragraphs ... The writer described the curtains as "blue" because it has connotations of life and water. NO THE WRITER DESCRIBED THE CURTAINS AS BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING BLUE

by Language of the people August 2, 2016

Pee Turreting

When you're peeing and your friend grabs you by the balls sloshing the pee everywhere

Pee Turreting
Derived from: Wet Betrayal

Lake and MUJI were calmly sitting at the C2 Parking until Light came to annoy the fuck out of them so MUJI used Lake as a Pee Turret to chase her away.

by SamoJamo April 9, 2021

Joe pee

man named joe who dirnks pee

did you see the joe pee on tv last night

by imtheblind September 19, 2020

Maldathan-pee

Used when you gift a close friend the game 'Garry's Mod'

Friend 1: Bro, I've been wanting G-mod for about 6 months now!
Friend 2: *gifts game* MALDATHAN-PEE!!!

by YAZZZINNN June 23, 2022

Pants pee

Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis

I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee

by Big Heart August 22, 2017

pee story

pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent

yo this sexyyy 19 yr old won, she had 5 hrs and 37 mins!! helluva pee story

by imcrazywidit July 25, 2023

Stage Pee

Stage pee is when you have the sudden urge to pee before performing or going onstage.

"Why is Bob bouncing up and down?"
"His scene is up next, so he might have stage pee."

by V(endetta) November 20, 2013