Patronin'

To be intoxicated from drinking the popular tequila Patron.

1) You: I'll be at the party in 15 minutes.

Me: You better hurry up, everyone is Patronin' and everything.

2) You may be drunk, but I'm Patronin'

by One Rho March 23, 2008

expecto patronads

The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.

My, what large nads you have!
That man has impressive expecto patronads.

by Uber sausage December 18, 2010

patrone

Tequila that is mostly meant for rappers to sing about and get drunk too, very tasty.

I'm on that Patrone so get like me-Yung Joc

by ifwnsejg July 12, 2007

Patrolling

Similar to camping in videos games, but instead of staying in one spot and waiting; the person constantly moves inside of a single area. This allows them to control an area of there liking without having to sit down all game.

Gamer'1: Dude watch out when you go inside of that building there's a guy patrolling the entire lobby area.

by gkiller2100 November 15, 2012

patholiar

to be a pathological liar, i.e., you lie a lot to make yourself seem cool

cory saw a family of midgets at a kmart, he is such a patholiar

by fudda May 15, 2005

patronitical

The act of patronizing a person. When one is in the act of patronizing another person or when being patonizing or condescending to someone. When one is actually being or acting in a condescending manner, usually apparent due to the attitude and speech of the person in the act of patronizing,the person in the process of talking down to or belittling another or acting superior to others.

Matthew has been so patronitical lately. Yet he has no grounds to behave in such a patonitical manner. He is no better than you or I.

by Chris Bice April 2, 2005

patrocate

A mix of patronize and placate, for people that aren't sure which one to use.

Don't patrocate me.

by maigoh February 9, 2010