The nacho platter is the sexual act of placing chips on your partners chest, then substituting for the by beans by taking a giant shit over the chips followed by vomiting over the beans in substitution for the guacamole and finally the coupe de' grace of ejaculating on top of it all to replace the sour cream and there you have it, a nacho platter.
Sally: When Tom asked me if I wanted a nacho platter, I thought he wanted to go to taco bell, Instead he covered me with chips took a shit on me, vomited on top of the shit and then ejaculated all over it...I sure do love Tom...he is so dreamy,
by egobrien January 10, 2010
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Paterson, NJ (also called the Silk City or P-town), is one of the roughest places to live. The city was the first industrial city in the country, and the main production item was silk (nicknamed the silk city). Now, that age has come to an end and the city is a poverty-stricken wasteland. The city's residents are mainly Hispanic and Black. Paterson has a very high crime rate and is a very dangerous place. It is a very corrupt city, covered in graffiti, and has drug dealers on every street corner. P-town is a nickname given to it by its younger residents. Paterson has a population of about 150,000 and is currently the third largest city in the state of New Jersey. It is located in Passaic County and is the county seat. And above all, the city is not welcome to rich wiggers wanting thier little taste of the ghetto, so if you're not originally from Paterson don't go there (especially if you're white, but no other races are excluded). AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!!
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Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.
Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.
by Ren October 24, 2004
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HxC Dancer 1- Dude that kid in the Haste the Day tee shirt is into the music and is moving, why won't he go in the pit?
HxC Dancer 2- Cuz he's afraid he's gonna get his nose broken or something.
HxC Dancer 1- What a side pitter!
HxC Dancer 2- Cuz he's afraid he's gonna get his nose broken or something.
HxC Dancer 1- What a side pitter!
by HxC Dancer July 24, 2006
Get the Side pitter mug.A drunken prank of knowingly shitting on one's toilet lid to be discovered later by a unsuspecting person. Usually done at a friends house you just don't give a fuck about or at a random house party. Basically one upping the Upper Deck.
Dude go check out the platter I just left in the bathroom, grab your shit let's get out of here .
Who the fuck left the platter in my bathroom, I went to take a piss and all I see is a shit mound on the toilet lid.
Who the fuck left the platter in my bathroom, I went to take a piss and all I see is a shit mound on the toilet lid.
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