paper chaser

A Hustler; A guy/girl who wants money, And/or gets someone toget money from someone.

Yo homie I ain't playing with you man, no paper chaser is gonna hustle me man.

Verb.
Put him in set-up, 5pm we do some paper chasing.

by J Hoodz R Gotta Come Hard January 16, 2006

√toliet paper

Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time

I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin

by jifter November 7, 2010

paperclip

1. one of the most useful inventions man has ever created
2. used for a variety of things
3. that evil SOB in Word that makes you want to poke your eye out (with a paperclip!)

1. Who needs computers or cars or hydrogen fuel cells?! Paperclips are the answer to all our problems.
2. including picking the Cheeto cheese out from underneath my fingernails, doing that cool thing where you bend it and it springs up when you drop it. also occaisionally used to put stacks of paper together.
3. what a fucker

by CLIPPY 2 March 17, 2009

The Canterbury Tales Research Paper

The worst piece of shit ever...wastes our lives doing worthless crap that isn't even helping us do anything but hate ourselves....SCREW ENGLISH

1. This research paper sucks more then the Canterbury Tales Research Paper...it's the suxorz

by FallOutBoy March 23, 2005

paper phone

1. a place to hide your weed

ex: hey jason, you can put your weed in there man!

by Chinese Jet Pilots August 25, 2005

paper dreams

visions of wealth and / or grandeur. paper representing, of course, money

'imma get myself rich of those there paper dreams alone'

by trey jouisseau August 8, 2006

bog paper

toilet tissue

i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003