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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.
Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
by sick66 December 3, 2010
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food lag

Like the jet lag but speaking of food, when your food time habits are delayed compared to your social environment.
-Dude, are you dinning right now? It's like 2:00 AM !
-Yes I know, stuck in food lag...
by satch_mo February 26, 2017
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Lag Switcher

Usually some limpdick, no-skill loser-scrub who feels the need to intentionally lag the game in order to win. Most commonly used in fighting games and FPS games.
He's definitely a lag switcher, I played against him online and when I was about to beat him and then the game suddenly started lagging when I tried to block his ultimate, he won and left without saying anything.
by Inu_Sensor00 March 21, 2023
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Lag?

Short for "Are you lagging too?"

A phrase a person will say in online games if they experience connection problems. After this being asked, the other players will reply "yes" or "no" depending on if they lag too. The point of this is to know if the server they're playing on is having issues or it's the individual player's internet.

If everyone replies"no", you can be sure that your own internet is the problem, however if they reply "yes", it's most likely the server.
Player 1: lag?
Player 2: nope
Player 1: guess my connection just sucks then lol
by February 4, 2019
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shoot lag

A sort of jet lag like feeling after continuously shooting a film
I’m shoot lagged after the last filming schedule
by Hukkunamatata August 15, 2025
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Lag Skating

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.
My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!
by FlakJack July 1, 2011
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