Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.

While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.

by Alex Terego February 23, 2014

Brain Rotator

A device used to rotate your brain into a more favourable position.

Y'know what? You're being a bit of a dick. I think you need a brain rotator.

by The Pope of Paragraphs November 22, 2018

Dick brain

When a girl has sex and she goes stupid over the guys dick

Man the girl I fucked last night had such bad dick brain

by May420 July 9, 2019

Brain Nut

When you and your homie are mentally and physically intimate and you both climax at the same time while your mental connections are in tune. Causing the ultimate climax of the mind and body.

Seeing Brandon Herrera & Eli brain nut together was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I asked Baddie Streams if he would video him and Donut Operator brain nutting together for 500k and he said yes! The video was well worth it!

by UnsubscribePodcast September 14, 2022

Brain Plan

When you make a mental plan to do something at some point in the future.

I've made a brain plan to go take food out of the Marks and Spencers bins later at around 1am.

by phospheris March 14, 2009

Prolactin Brain

An insult you call a calm person because prolactin is the chemical in the brain that is released after comedown which makes you calm for a while.

Daniel: Just chill dog.

Cody: Prolactin Brain!

by TheUltimateRide June 9, 2011

boobs for brains

When a girl is super attractive but really dumb, usually has big boobs, lots of make up and is very dimsighted.

Guy 1: "hey did you ever get with that girl?"
Guy 2: "no man, she has boobs for brains, I couldn't even have a normal conversation with her"
Guy 1: "that blows.."

by maccaronitoni November 17, 2014