potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 24, 2017

Sweater Brains

Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.

Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles

Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.

by Random Ness May 26, 2011

Boner Brain

The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.

I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams

by TadBitOfThad May 10, 2015

brain balling

Combination of the word spitballing and brainstorming

I'm just brain balling here but I think it's a good idea.

by unizebra September 10, 2020

Pizza brain

When someone mentions pizza and you suddenly realize it's all you ever wanted. You now can't focus on anything else unless it's pizza.

Aww man I can't talk about this now, I got pizza brain. Get me a fucking slice!

by Carlyy_marley July 24, 2017

Dish Brain

an atrificial brain created in a lab

I connected a dish brain to my pc and now its sentient.

by Tailstechnology November 16, 2022

Pickleball Brains

Someone who thinks and/or acts small and/or stupid in everyday life.

Look at where you are going Pickleball Brains, you almost hit that pedestrian

by jondich February 27, 2021