boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.

"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"

by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008

Phone sex

Phone sex is when Two or more people are on a call, pretending they are having sex. Both people {masturbate} and pretend it is their S.O. They usually decide a location where they want to have sex and describe VERY DETAILED things they want to do to the other person (people) This includes lots of moaning and sexual related sounds

(A man and woman having phone sex)
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!

Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh

Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa

by AmazingReals March 21, 2019

I phone

A phone that is better than any other phone

What kind of phone you got an iPhone wow a i phone what is better than any phone

by Big puss puss October 18, 2019

phone leg

When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.

After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."

by gnstrlove November 22, 2016

Soulular phone

A term created by Soulshaping author Jeff Brown, the Soulular phone is your pipeline to divinity, connecting your individual path to Universal Consciousness. When it rings, be sure to answer it. It's the divine Mother calling to remind you of the next step on your journey. The more inner work you have done to clear the lines, the clearer the connection.

I was really confused about the next step on my life's path and then I heard the soulular phone ring. I answered it and I knew what to do next.

by Soleshaper April 13, 2014

Phone sex

tallking about what your going to do and showing over facetime

barbra; show me that cock phone sex

bob; oh yes baby

by daniel123454321 September 18, 2016