Boring Paul

A very boring individual, full of great self importance. He has no friends. He tends to pin the blame on others, to make him feel worthy.

Boring Paul

by December 22, 2022

bored in school

When you look in urban dictionary and look this up at school. Lucky you because its not blocked!

IM BORED IN SCHOOL THERE IS NO DEFINITION UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by awesome sause! June 07, 2022

Bored Journalist Syndrome

affliction causing Beltway stenographers to pine for return of Casino Mobster

At a recent White House Press Briefing, journalists whined to Karine Jean-Pierre about not having enough pizazz, bells and whistles to keep their attention and on reporter said "but trump used to come in to talk to us!" those dickbags have Bored Journalist Syndrome and need to take up a fucking hobby if they miss the fascist so much.

by Uncle Joosie July 09, 2024

Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters

With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024

hell was boring

Bad decisions. Good story. There is pain that hurts you and pain that changes you.

If it doesn't set your soul on fire, it's not worth the burn. Hence; hell was boring.

by Mudwoman April 24, 2023

Bored smashing

A word by a YouTuber plainrock124 were we smashes things

Im going to be bored smashing this laptop

by Bigdrandy69 October 21, 2023

BORED OF DIRECTORS

When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.

A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.

Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END

Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 05, 2021