arse-up

(Australian) adj: Signifies that something is dead or somehow defunct. Is often used with reference to businesses that go bankrupt or otherwise come to grief.

Should not be confused with the phrase 'the arse fell out of' (e.g. 'We used to be a banana republic until the arse fell out of the bananas market').
The former CEO has told the HIH Royal Commission that he gave away $14.4 million to friends and colleagues in the months before the insurance giant went arse-up.

It's not my fault your business went arse-up mate!
by RSMM April 22, 2007
Get the arse-up mug.

Arse-biscuit

A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.
Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?

Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!
by Trayfern August 29, 2013
Get the Arse-biscuit mug.

Arse-ferret

A person who likes to rummage around in other people's arses, looking for treats.
Matthew: let me have a gander is your back passage.
Simon: Fuck off you arse-ferret.
by Backside bandit November 24, 2018
Get the Arse-ferret mug.

peen arse

A phrase used to describe a person that can’t stop fidgeting or messing around and generally acts like a tit.
phil is messing around on a long car journey, "Stop being a peen arse phil"

David always acted like a peen arse in english.
by Random_hero_ December 01, 2006
Get the peen arse mug.

arse pole

A clever term invented by myself and a friend during an extremely uninteresting French lesson at our bleak little school (Granville Community School in the heart of Woodville). It is the phonetic equivilent of arsehole, but is someone with 1) A big fat cock up their arse, 2) A lampost or something of equal size up their arsehole.
Wow, Josh Khan! You're a stoner AND an Arse Pole!
by francesca November 26, 2004
Get the arse pole mug.

Dribbley Spunk Arse

The feeling after sex when sperm runs out of your vagina.
I hate it when you get dribbley spunk arse in Tescos
by Cupped Buttocks February 13, 2010
Get the Dribbley Spunk Arse mug.