Noah 

Noah is that guy who everyone has a crush on cuz of his funny and cute behavior.
Some girls think he's a player, but apparently he's a bit.

Alexa: NOAH IS SOO CUTE
Jade: He's a player tho...

Noah by luluuuSEITUHHH March 8, 2020

Noah 

No one cares.

wendy: I got a new dog!
Cormac: Noah

Noah by the.earth.is.a.donut March 16, 2020

Noah 

A gay man who plays League of Legends all day and insist he will grow taller despite already being an adult. He will never have sex and will always be a virgin.

Wow! Look at that NOAH! I bet he sits inside all day and plays L.O.L..

Noah by I can't see why March 19, 2020

Noah 

Noah can be a Noah. He is only human and can be trying but generally, he is a great guy and worthy of respect. Noah is blonde and loves football. He loves his family and loves Texas. He doesn't like snakes and is VERY athletic. If you know a Noah value him, he may be ruff around the edges but he has a good heart.

"Noah is hard to get through, but when you do he is a great guy!"

Noah by A. B. March 27, 2020

Noah 

A creepy boy who loves bums
really funny and a huge adhd head will always go crazy for any bum he sees.

He loves bums to fill up the gaps in his teeth.

"oh look its a noah! He's looking at bums again"
"oh I thought that was a shark "

Noah by Phatpussyyyyumm March 31, 2020

noah 

a noah is a real heartbreaker. he will lock you into his trap and keep your heart forever. but little do you know he is always in love with any and every female. weather its real or fake love. he doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he doesnt show that he cares. hes real sad but doesnt really let people see. only close ones. hes a rude person and is very self centered. only does things thay benefits him.

girl one:omg is that noah?
girl two:yea, but dont mess with him. he messes with everyone.

noah by Jackly Davidson April 4, 2020

Noah 

Noah is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. He’s kind, soft hearted and adorable. He may be shy at times but when you get to know him, he takes your breath away. He protects the ones he loves and always makes time for those who need him. His love for Christ is his most attractive quality. His beard is pretty nice too. He loves making others laugh especially when they are having a bad day. He listens intently, and remembers everything you tell him. He makes your heart warm and you can’t help but feel safe and protected when you’re around him. He’s Noah and that’s all you’ll ever need in a man.

Person1: “Have you ever met one of them?”

Person2: “Yeah, I Noah guy.....”

Noah by KyrinLynn April 9, 2020