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Grunt bar

Sometime mistaken as a handicap bar to help pull someone up from the toilet. Actual purpose of grunt bar next to a toilet is to get maximum leverage when forcing a giant shit out of your ass. Grunting out loud optional.
Dude, glad I had that grunt bar to help give birth to that massive turd
by PIpeman January 4, 2017
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slammy bar

A bar mounted to the wall so when you take it up the ass by your Co workers you have something to hold on to!
When I get shift turn over from slammy Tammy I have to hold on tight to the slammy bar because she is always plowing me up the ass with issues.
by Clamer August 10, 2017
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staycation bar

The most smackkkkking mushroom infused chocolate bar ever,it’s holographic,is better than when Tupac came back as his digital self , only consume a few pieces, if you face the whole bar find a couch immediately.
That staycation bar was bussin, ya feel me, that ZAZA ain’t no joke these bars got me chasing spirit animals thru time square.....yeeerrrrrrrd!
by Paper monster March 29, 2021
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naked bar

To strip oneself of clothes in a drinking establishment and dance/run along the bar. Most often performed my members of the British Armed forces whilst on a drinking session.
Was down at the pub the other night and there were some lads in from that Yorkshire Regiment lot. A couple of them did the Naked Bar. One of them fell off and the rest just stood there laughing at him.
by Big Birkie February 7, 2015
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Watching the Bar

An acronym for wasting time or being bored.
You spent 9 hours watching the bar for your download progress?!? Damn, you have no life man...
by Dralzun August 16, 2009
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Bar Potpourri

The act of "Beer Burping" in a bar and blowing it in the direction of you buddy.
Dude 1 - "Buuurp......whoa"

Dude 2 - "Dude, that was some rough bar potpourri, next time blow it the other way!"
by 8nsand1974 July 11, 2010
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Crotch Bar

The portion of material in shorts, swimsuit bottoms, or panties that cover the female genitalia and extend down the inner thigh. This term is often used when describing the amount of crotch coverage given to the vagina.
Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.

Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.
by tittiez696969699696969 July 21, 2014
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