your mom

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something

Your stupid
"Your mom is stupid"

by 🍌🍌🌚🌚 May 27, 2017

Your mom

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing

Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"

by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016

your such a cat

You are begging for so.going mostly used as a slang term for when someone is begging for cigarettes or weed

Can I borrow some baccy till tomorrow

Ffs man your such a cat

by Mollie♡ryan February 5, 2018

your..online.parent

your..online.parent is a very funny,well known tiktokker with almost 700 follows.they use he/they pronouns and use vsp.their height is 5’3 and favorite color is red.

Person one:hey,do you know who your..online.parent is?
Person two:no,I don’t.
Person one:you should go check them out,their p cool 👍😀

by dracofm October 13, 2021

Your..momsballs

The funniest and chillest mf in every fandom he’s in he’s elite Gurren Lagann>>>nge sad he isn’t at 5k or have any fan accs tho

Hey bro have you heard of your..momsballs
Yes bro he’s too funny Im gonna tell everyone I know to follow him

by BO4 is Garbo July 8, 2021

On Your Rocket

When one is so high on the gange they cease to function like a normal person, i.e. snapping awkwardly to music and philosophizing poorly to anyone who will listen

"Last night you wouldn't let us play anything but "Major Tom", but all you did was sway awkwardly to it. You were defs on your rocket"

by 2North February 13, 2012

Your mom

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.

"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"

by Sandman47 November 10, 2011