simp

a shameful, pathetic one of the usual male species, but the term is for both of kind.

the simp species partakes in the actions of the simping ritual by wasting their money and failing to pursue the love interest. usually, the interest takes awareness of the ritual. to a simp, it is not easy to simply get over the love interest. a simp does the ritual and stays pathetic until he may or may not realize.

stop simping for her pls shes already taken :(

by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 6, 2021

simp

an acronym for the famous american cartoon phineas and ferb’s hit song squirrels in my pants

chad 1: you know what my favorite song is?
chad 2: oh bro what is it?
chad 1: SIMP!

chad 2: oh from phoneas and fern?
chad 1: simp

by gingiplier February 20, 2020

Simp

A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.

“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”

by sirnigga February 3, 2020

SIMP

S.I.M.P is squirrels in my pants a song sung by Candace in the show Phineas and Ferb

I love that song SIMP

by Dicklover16 December 16, 2019

SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. (Squirrels squirrels) phineas and ferb. S to the I to the M to the P

“Simp SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”

by Nathanb4ts June 26, 2019

Simpe

Its crazy just crazy yet, so god damn mother fucking Simpe.

by Just Shut up. September 3, 2003

Simp

A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.

Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.

by SwagMasta42069 April 27, 2020