Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
by HoboHam April 15, 2020
Get the Hobo Hammocksmug. by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009
Get the Adopted Hobomug. When Hobo Harley takes a massive dump on a cold winter day, and passes the steaming pile of shit around to warm all other Hobo hands.
by Millrat November 14, 2018
Get the Hobo Handwarmermug. by LEGOMAAM May 28, 2021
Get the Hobo shackmug. (when talking about hobo gloves)
Speaker one: Those arent hobo gloves!
Speaker two: Dont mess with my hobo-osity!
Speaker one: Those arent hobo gloves!
Speaker two: Dont mess with my hobo-osity!
by Anorexic Fish Buddy December 18, 2008
Get the hobo-ositymug. Pertaining to another's monetary Hypocrisy. To suggest to another person that they make a significant monetary contribution, donation, etc. in concert with their strongly elucidated philosophical belief, when they claim that others should do so instead of themselves.
Rich Progressive California Liberal: Man, they really oughta raise taxes on the rich to pay for that (insert absurd program with which government should not be involved.)
You: Hey, man, you're rich, so why don't pay some additional taxes to fund the boondogggle?
RPCL: Hey, I pay my fair share
You: Hobo up, motherfucker
You: Hey, man, you're rich, so why don't pay some additional taxes to fund the boondogggle?
RPCL: Hey, I pay my fair share
You: Hobo up, motherfucker
by knukles April 14, 2014
Get the hobo upmug. A form of a sexual position where a male is behind a female or a male is behind a male in a laid down position penetrating the vagina or anus.
by Bigsexy029 April 23, 2023
Get the Hobo Fuckingmug.