I never fuck it up

What you say before you fuck something up.

Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....

by imthatawesome September 21, 2012

elephant never forgets

Joke term used when someone remebers something very well that they would not be expected to.

MRX:"I'm now fucking your sister"

MRD: Didn't you say she was a frigid lesbian bitch once? Someone who you wouldn't ever sleep with unless you suddenly wanted to get an std?

MRG: I remember him saying that-how did you remember- i thought we were all drunk

MRD: An elephant never forgets.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH

"Hit or miss, i guess they never miss, huh? got a boyfriend? I bet he doesnt kiss ya! mywah."

"HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH , Got a boyfriend? I bet he doesnt kiss ya! Mywah!"

by TheDefinitionFox October 30, 2018

nevey

a very sexy chad who mains guff

hey nevey!

by notscoobs69420 October 7, 2020

Jizz now or Jizz never

A catch phrases refering to tell someone that you should let it all out now or you will never be able to jizz at that moment again.

Kymani: yo dawg, im watching a bunch or naked girls on vine and im like what the fuck.
Andy: jizz now or jizz never!

by JNOJN December 2, 2013

The Promised Neverland

anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs

1.

A: I hate Emma from The Promised Neverland
B: I'll prick your eyes out and eat them

by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022

my bro's would never hit you up

yes they will!

ex bf: my bro's would never hit you up
me: sit and watch babe

by im.tired January 11, 2023