they need an oscar

a "joke" used by people born in 2011 +. It is usually found on YouTube shorts.

Another form of this is "they don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them"
If you type these comments, you are a clown.

*fish swims*
AhmedGamer7272: THEY NEED AN OSCAR!
WolfPackLover: He deserves an oscar!
FortniteAmosug: They don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them!

by Avatarmint September 16, 2023

I need help immediately

Song by 100 gecs

I need help immediately

by Punkrocker!!! May 16, 2023

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025

Needs some freedom

Suggesting that a country or place needs to be occupied/influenced by the US Military. This term arises from the US's history of occupation, invasion, and meddling in other parts of the world under the guise of liberation or spreading democracy.

Person 1: Did you hear that oil was discovered in Antarctica?

Person 2: "Really? Sounds like those penguins need some freedom!"

Person 1: "The Ark of The Convenient may be in Ethiopia."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ethiopia needs some freedom!"

by 15thtexas1 December 07, 2021

Getting the help that you need

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!

Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"

by Hym Iam June 07, 2024

You need Ozempic

“You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.

“You need Ozempic, biggie.”

by Idiotisafool May 25, 2024

need a biscuit

when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).

ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"

by Guit-Fiddler October 26, 2013