by Radu January 5, 2009
Get the ramen noodles mug.Noobstep is a playlist of nothing but Dubstep that has been created by someone who has just been introduced to this great genre. It is comprised of Skrillex, Bassnectar, some Dr. P, Mt Eden ("Sierra Leone"), and nothing else. They put the list on repeat, and annoy everyone around them with their lack of variety.
1: "Dude! Check out these songs I just got! It's that new Dubstep stuff :D"
2: "Okay, lets have a look."
1: *grinning profusely*
2: "Skrillex? Bassnectar? Dr. P? Mt Eden???!!! Where's the rest of the music?"
1: "That IS the music :o"
2: "sorry to say this, but this is noobstep. I suggest you go on youtube and look up the following channels: UKFDubstep (beginner), ClownDubstep, 1337Dubstep, and any other Dubstep promotion channel you can find bro."
2: "Okay, lets have a look."
1: *grinning profusely*
2: "Skrillex? Bassnectar? Dr. P? Mt Eden???!!! Where's the rest of the music?"
1: "That IS the music :o"
2: "sorry to say this, but this is noobstep. I suggest you go on youtube and look up the following channels: UKFDubstep (beginner), ClownDubstep, 1337Dubstep, and any other Dubstep promotion channel you can find bro."
by Username6021452445225 January 8, 2012
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Get the noofa mug.This is my mothers word, it means to be nosey, pushy and a general pain in the ass. It sometimes means having an attitude the size of montana on your shoulders and projecting that all over the place. Generally this is not a nice thing but can be used in a nice context.
Oh he's being such a noodge!
by M i l e s December 9, 2004
Get the Noodge mug.A noob who is new to strafing (commonly in an FPS) and usually bumps into walls or falls off the platform while trying to dodge shots from their opponent. Pretty funny to watch.
The noob thought he was hot shit with his noob strafe...that is until he fell of the platform into the abyss.
The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.
The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.
by flabby---- May 25, 2006
Get the noob strafe mug.Not to be confused with the sport of "noodling", fishing for catfish with your arm, leg, or little sister, Raw Noodling may be used to identify the sexual, though immensely dangerous activity of gently fitting a thin spaghetti, or more appropriately angel hair noodle into the urethra of a man's shaft, sliding it as far as it goes or otherwise until he is notified by the sharp pain running through his penis.
This is usually initiated as a sexual fetish response and can be done before, after, or without coitus at all. Raw noodling is rumored to have first developed in Italy, though it's true origin is still disputed.
The practice of raw noodling, in it's carnal form, is altogether unsurprisingly dangerous and rather unwise. Those unfortunate enough to be granted the uncordial title of a habitual "raw noodler" are most likely extremely demented human beings and would like nothing more than to invade your own urethra with dried durum wheat semolina pasta sticks. These individuals could be anyone - your local store (Big 5) clerk, your child's friend's soccer mom or dad who picks him up for his games, or the custodial technician at work, mopping floors in the after hours when you're working overtime and seemingly inching closer and closer to your desk. You want to scream "stay back, you weird, little man!", but you find yourself short of breath and perfusely perspirating.
It is best to remain cautious when "hookin' up" with such folk.
This is usually initiated as a sexual fetish response and can be done before, after, or without coitus at all. Raw noodling is rumored to have first developed in Italy, though it's true origin is still disputed.
The practice of raw noodling, in it's carnal form, is altogether unsurprisingly dangerous and rather unwise. Those unfortunate enough to be granted the uncordial title of a habitual "raw noodler" are most likely extremely demented human beings and would like nothing more than to invade your own urethra with dried durum wheat semolina pasta sticks. These individuals could be anyone - your local store (Big 5) clerk, your child's friend's soccer mom or dad who picks him up for his games, or the custodial technician at work, mopping floors in the after hours when you're working overtime and seemingly inching closer and closer to your desk. You want to scream "stay back, you weird, little man!", but you find yourself short of breath and perfusely perspirating.
It is best to remain cautious when "hookin' up" with such folk.
Example
John - "As I was making love to Stacy, she promptly lowered herself and her attention to my midsection. At first, I thought it was something exciting, something I could have hoped to enjoy.. but when I felt that sharp pain ring through my penis, I knew exactly what she had done. I lowered my gaze to my celebrated minion and witnessed a long, yellowish noodle sticking out of my urethra."
Jim - "Sounds unpleasant and somewhat excessive. Well, I'll get back to you on that - I've a date with the wife. We're thinking Italian."
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3 Hours Later
Jim - As Jim was sitting in his chair drowning out the annoying prattle streaming from his wife's mouth at the other end of the table, he couldn't help but notice that there was only one noodle left in his pasta dish. As he became lost in thought over this lone noodle he did not notice the old waiter shambling over to gather their check. When Jim saw a wrinkly, Italian hand reach over his plate to pick up the check, he looked up at the man, while sporting bug eyes and a startled face, and asked him softly "have you ever heard of raw noodling?"
John - "As I was making love to Stacy, she promptly lowered herself and her attention to my midsection. At first, I thought it was something exciting, something I could have hoped to enjoy.. but when I felt that sharp pain ring through my penis, I knew exactly what she had done. I lowered my gaze to my celebrated minion and witnessed a long, yellowish noodle sticking out of my urethra."
Jim - "Sounds unpleasant and somewhat excessive. Well, I'll get back to you on that - I've a date with the wife. We're thinking Italian."
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3 Hours Later
Jim - As Jim was sitting in his chair drowning out the annoying prattle streaming from his wife's mouth at the other end of the table, he couldn't help but notice that there was only one noodle left in his pasta dish. As he became lost in thought over this lone noodle he did not notice the old waiter shambling over to gather their check. When Jim saw a wrinkly, Italian hand reach over his plate to pick up the check, he looked up at the man, while sporting bug eyes and a startled face, and asked him softly "have you ever heard of raw noodling?"
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