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phone muscles

Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..
After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.
by Almamomama August 18, 2016
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Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.
Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.
by Tyler jean November 24, 2016
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Fart Muscle

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles
by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016
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Poogle Muscles

The rectal equivalent of the female Kegel muscles.
Every time he would dig the tattoo gun needle into the flesh at the top of the back of my thigh, the poogle muscles of my butthole would clench up and it looked like I was twerking.
by Pillsdb January 7, 2017
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Pussy Muscle

A muscle that has no real world function besides grtting you all the thick pussy
D'juon: My abs are looking so nice today
Duane: Man thats a pussy muscle work out those damn chicken legs
by Undatedshrimp January 9, 2017
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Meat Muscle

The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis
Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas
by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 8, 2017
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spicy muscles

A male that's not only attractive but also has with big muscles.
He's hott and has big muscles, he's spicy muscles.
by Iceyhott August 27, 2017
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