mucky lumps

Tits

Lovely Mucky Lumps!

by Doctor Tit July 16, 2003

Three Musketeers

A gay male threesome.

Wow, I was over a Fred's last night and Kevin came over. We had a Three Musketeers and it was INCREDIBLE. "All for one, and one for ALL!"

by MQuiggle July 13, 2007

Musketeer Rat

Commonly Used to describe one's genital.

John: My Musketeer Rat is itchy, can you help me out please?
Mary: Sure!

by slaffytaffers October 19, 2009

mushy around the pussy

when you are in bed trying to have sex but are unable to get a hard-on

boy 1: dude did you fuck her last night

boy 2: nah man i was mushy around the pussy

by jesusjuice1234 February 25, 2011

Musket Stuffing

Having anal sex when a girl is on her period and accidentally pull out too far and blindly thrust back into her, hitting her vagina, and stuffing her tampon deep inside of her.

I was taking her from behind and I accidentally went into the hole that was temporary out of commission and ended up musket stuffing her!

by Pebbleman June 26, 2014

blood clot musket

F*cking gun

Hey mon, I'll do you wit my blood clot musket iffen ya don't put somtin down on my forty.

by Mad Dog Davis August 7, 2003

Elon musk

Fucking god, he plants trees and sends electric powered vroom vrooms to space

Im going hunting with my Elon musket

by Shrek&onions November 4, 2019