A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).
As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.
by Nada Knicks August 05, 2022
When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.
She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black
by Trexcandopushups June 09, 2022
She got a little boring with felatio so I turned her eye into a baseball and hit a home run with the head of my dick, rendering it a mushroom black.
by Trexcandopushups June 09, 2022
When one homosexual male has his ass up in the air, balancing on his head, spins in a circle and multiple other homosexual males quickly dip their "mushroom heads" in his "fairy ring."
by tihts annonymous May 06, 2019
by Spidey81 January 25, 2018
My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.
by Wes Futrell November 14, 2020
Have you ever had a creamy mushroom?
by Little love spider October 06, 2022