Dinner Monster

The Dinner Monster is an ancient mythological creature that sneaks around Denny's restaurant at night. He has NEVER been seen in real life but many people have different interpretations of it.

Rory:The Dinner Monster is coming! Were all fucked!
Wes:OH SHIT! Run before he eats all your dinner!
Rory:He's too fast were done for!
King from the Zelda Cartoon:I wonder whats for dinner....MONSTER?????

by Manager of Denny's March 1, 2009

Clunge-monster

A clunge-monster lives and breathes clunge. He (or she) is often characterised by delusions of chastity, superior intelligence and good looks. Often pretends to be Spanish and uses this as part of what can best be described as a "professional muffer's handbook" (to include piano playing, sofa-jumping, poetry recitation and translating foreign wine bottles). Regular activities include: muffing, schweffing, chirpsing, degrading, advancing to base 3 (the selfish kind), more muffing, and an unhealthy predilection for masturbation.

- "Why's that guy doing one-armed press-ups in the middle of the bar?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why has Richard got a wrist strain again?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

- "Why does Richard call himself Ricardo?"
- "He's a fucking clunge-monster!"

by Del Addy March 10, 2011

A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

by Bender77 May 30, 2008

blue veined monster

slang for male genetalia.

my wife told me this morning, "she got attacked last night, by the ""blue veined monster"".

by msgruss March 9, 2009

Mobstacle

Mobstacle: An individual or group of individuals who walk slowly due to focussing on their mobile phone or other mobile device and generally making it difficult for you to pass them, hence you are blocked or slowed down by their nuisance.

Warning - A mobstacle is prone to unexpected changes in direction or erratic gestures, requiring a wide berth by all normal pedestrians.

I missed my bus because I was stuck behind a couple of mobstacles!

by Chaucer Dan April 3, 2011

Monster Cunt

1: an absolutely enormous vagina.

2: a vagina with fanny flaps that literally flap around any motion.

3: a horribly ugly or 'monsterous' vagina

"I did this chick last night - she had a monster cunt!"

by David Harris. November 5, 2007

Quief monster

Someone who can fart out of the vagina numerous times a second, also known as a queif master

During the slumber party the girls had a "Queif-off". just as it looked like Selma would win her mom(a 36 year-old retired female body builder) walked in the room and queifed like a terrorist holding an assault rifle at the presidential inauguration. she is now Classified as a Class "S" Quief monster and has been nominated to become Quief Queen of the United States

by Freaque nique April 14, 2009