Mississippi pearl drop

Mississippi pearl drop- is when an oyster is inserted halfway into an anus, fully dressed(horseradish/hot sauce/squeezed lemon) then sucked out by the partners mouth. This MUST be done in a timely manner.
Damn did you see that chick last night doing a Mississippi Pearl Drop at the corner of Zimple and Broadway?
by Ppgang official March 28, 2022
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Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.
by Mr vanilla wafer December 04, 2020
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!
by Row sham-bow January 21, 2023
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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
by Row sham-bow January 21, 2023
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Mississippi Special

An absolutely nauseating girl or woman, usually between the ages of 16-27, but can come in any age. They are easily recognized by their daisy duke shorts with the top button undone because they're two sizes too small, and cowboy boots or UGGS. They have been ran through by every guy in your school/place of work and somehow still have the audacity to think they're a prize. What most second-rate Southern Belle types become. Despite being complete whores, they're usually decently good-looking which is how they bait their prey. Typically found in Mississippi but can also be spotted in neighboring states such as Georgia, Alabama, and as far out as West Virginia. Beware.

Favorite Sayings: "I'm not like other girls", "I only have guy friends", "Girls don't like me"
Guy 1: That's a pretty good-looking broad.
Guy 2: Stay clear, man. That's a straight Mississippi Special.
by Yous_urname May 13, 2021
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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky
Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.
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