michael

A tall majestic spud that has the smile to win the heart he desires for. he is a lovable, funny and an idiotic person that is hard to hate.

(kelly) wow whose that? over by the science room?
(ellen) who the talll, majestic guy?
(kelly)yeah!
(ellen) oh thats Michael, i'll introduce you ;)
(kelly) yay<3<3

by savagé69 September 4, 2017

Michael Del Zotto

Is one of the sexiest players on the london knights hockey team

Oh look its that michael del zotto there all talking about

by SexyMommacita March 9, 2009

Michael Masi

Guy who makes very important decisions in Formula 1, also terrible at making important decisions
A word used to describe someone who's an utter clown
An utter clown
Someone who played an important role in the shitshow that was the Saudi Arabian GP which was the first edition of Formula 1 deal or no deal, directed by him
Makes random inconsistent decisions and yeah have I mentioned he's a clown?

Look at that guy lmao, he makes terrible decisions
What a Michael Masi, haha!

by TMKeel21 December 15, 2021

Michael

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

Michael drove Satan and his armies from heaven.

by Michael Rossettie July 9, 2006

Michael

A boy that is seemingly dangerous and adventurous on the outside, but is sweet and gentle on the inside. If you are lucky enough to be with Michael, you will quickly realize that he outshines your own intellect, but ask him to clarify and he will. WARNING: His thoughts are very complex, so you must concentrate on what he's saying to fully understand. Also, he can be a perfect gentleman and very kind with your heart, but break it just as quickly with no reason at all.

Guy #1: He's such a genius!!
Guy #2: No, he's a Michael.

by bythesea32 October 18, 2008

Michael Phelps

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.

Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.

by yardcows October 30, 2008

Michael

Sexy beast. Likes cheese, sweaters, and jello. Has the biggest dick in the world and can shake the bed hard. Likes people with brown hair. Lots of funny jokes. Everyone loves him. One of a kind. Average height, average baseball abilities, but above average sex skills.Strongest guy. and is the best kisser on the lips and ass! Dont let your Michael go.

Well ofcourse, that kids name is Michael!

by cooljJjJjJjJ7855 July 6, 2011