Mile Peaks

Literally the saddest simp out there. All they do is sit around home, sleep, and complain about how depressed they are. They try to make music but it always sounds like shit

Been feeling kind of “Mile Peaks” lately, might whine about my feelings the whole day

by BigBrollickBlackDude April 13, 2020

Miles

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Miles is w

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Mile

Mile is a kind of spot in the ass, a real sweet spot. Mile has a kind heart and loves alcohol poisoning.

I am a Mile

by BigDaddySheesh July 25, 2021

Miles Webb

genuine, authentic, candid

I need a Miles Webb man in my life

by alexandsoohiemadjson April 26, 2024

Inchy-Mile Bitch

Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.

Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure

Her: Oh...and a snack?

Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.

Him: Daaamn Inchy-Mile Bitch!

by Supasyzed September 14, 2020

miles

donald duck or woodchuck

Miles rollerblades from the dorms to hannaford and back.

by snape's lover December 14, 2023

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024