Mixing the snorts 

crushing 2 different pills and putting them together in one line to blow.

dude im so fucked. what'd you do man? i was mixing the snorts man, vicodin and percocet.

Mixing the snorts by zmoerder April 26, 2011

Making Toothpicks 

Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.

Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?

Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.

Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.

Making Toothpicks by Random Killer November 22, 2011

Making sticky keys 

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.

"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."

Making sticky keys by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011

Making Snakes

to have to make a bowel movement urgently

Wow I got to get to the toilet, t minus 10 seconds till I'm making snakes bra!

Making Snakes by this guy over there December 28, 2011

Mixing Gravy

Another word for having sex or making kids.

Don't be mixing gravy on my sheets !

Mixing Gravy by Coon Dog Ape Face November 14, 2012

milking the water 

having sex with a girl in the tub. You ejaculate in the tub and she uses a straw to swallow the cum.

Man I had sex with this girl this morning in the shower and she did a great job "milking the water". A cup or other drinking device can be used.

milking the water by wordwizguy February 21, 2013

Mixing Evils

Occurs when a person moves their bowels in a restroom during or after someone else has defecated, and filled the room with their stench.

A concerto of shitting and shit odors.

Drill Sergeant: "ALL YOU PRIVATES NEED TO GET MOTIVATED AND CLEAN THOSE LATRINES! Y'ALL HAVE BEEN MIXING EVILS AND NOT CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELVES, WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE THAT!"

Mixing Evils by Frustrato November 13, 2013