Serbian massage

A very hard beating. In Serbia it´s known to be a common expression, especially in Belgrad. The Serbian expression is сербисцхе масажа

To give someone a Serbian massage

by masterofmassage April 10, 2013

mixed messages

Confusing texts dat you send to others while you're drunk off your a** from imbibing mixed drinks.

If someone is "out on da town" for a night of hitting all da pibs, it might be good to turn off your cell phone and/or disregard any texts from said imbiber till sometime da next day, since he'll likely be sending you mixed messages during that period.

by QuacksO March 21, 2019

asian massage

When you shit on someone's back and spread like it was massage oil.

Bro I just got the best Asian massage, but I smell bad now.

by The lgbtq clan March 18, 2017

speaker massage

The movement of a large spaker when place right behind a seat in a car. ussually turned up to impress a passanger in a car with a new system. although also used to describe any movemnet in any system.

"i was really getting a speaker massage last night in jon's car from his new sysytem"

by CookieMonster1988 December 13, 2005

Alphabetical Messaging

Another Word For Text Messaging.

ie; T9, abc.

Lets Do Some Alphabetical Messaging.

Send Me An Alphabetical Message When You Get Home.

by ThatThatThat March 3, 2009

Italian Massage

An Italian Massage is an endearing gesture made between an Italian man and a female of any race. It is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the massage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.

No need to call the police, Brian is just giving his girlfriend an Italian Massage

by betweenTehCocks November 22, 2011

Nametag Massage

A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.

Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage

by Chris Doberstein August 17, 2008