Meat her

Wanting to fuck a girl.

I want to meat her bro. Trasha is so hot!

by Jjwagg April 23, 2018

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Lady meat

Slang for a woman's vagina

He licked my lady meat to get me ready for sex.

by Big_Vizzle June 28, 2017

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .

Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"

by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016

Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

by joshthephotographer138 October 24, 2014

The Meat House

(used in new orleans to describe wild hotel parties)
A hotel party with beacoup Tygas with fitted caps and bitches.

First Person
"Ay son, you comin to the meat house after the wayne concert?"
Second Person
"Yea, I'm in there"

by TygaMan504 December 16, 2009