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mix master

The person capable of mixing the best alcoholic drinks, even with a lack of ingredients. By combining even the most bizarre and unique beverages that would appear to be a terrible combination, the Mix Master impresses all by creating a delicious mixed drink suitable for almost anyone. Those who attempt a Mix Master Drink that are not of Mix Master Status often times fail misserably.
Caution: This drink should only be attempted under Mix Master supervision
by Mix Master C September 11, 2008
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Dear Master

A humorous (but actually serious) story written about two gay men. It can be found various places online and has somewhat of a legend status.
"He adopted the most adorable submissive pose" qouted from Dear Master.
by Toee September 10, 2006
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Master Baster

The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.
The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.
by Dr. Claw February 9, 2009
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d-master

The woman is one d-master
by Wyatt Mathews September 10, 2006
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master baker

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!
by kiki maleki October 8, 2011
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Krundle Master

One who is the master of punching or kicking others in the Krundle.
"If you acheive your Red belt 5th degree in Krundletry, then you are a Krundle Master."
by HaNdGr3NaDe September 6, 2009
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Twig-master

A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.

Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!

Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.
Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!
by Charis66 December 1, 2010
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