Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

Dr. Mario

The fucker in smash that relies on pills and tornado to snag free wins

Dr. Mario mains have an orgasm when they land a down B.

by 2MyTailfin May 21, 2020

Mario

the very famous Italian from the best selling video game... I bet you though I was gonna say Super Mario Bros., but no, Mario Frigo from Just Cause 3.

Dude 1: Ay, you know Mario?
Dude 2: The plumber?
Dude 1: No, Mario from Just Cause 3.
Dude 2: Of course, he's much more famous, why did I think it was the plumber?
Dude 1: 'Cause u dumb?
Dude 2: Ye probably.

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

Mario Castelish

When something resembles a Castle from the video game "Super Mario Brothers"

Nanda says "That new shopping center looks very Mario Castelish."

by Jimmy fakelastname February 27, 2009

mario

a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone

"OMG Mario is such a loser, you don't want to be a Mario."

by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024

Mario

All I can say is that you may not realize but he is falling for a girl name daisy he a whole different guy when he with her he never wants to let go over her he would fight for her even if he's a fuck boy daisy is always on his mind

Mario is such a fuck boy

Yeah but you should see him when he's around daisy

by Robeca1 June 15, 2018