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barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin
how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.
by pussy bee October 28, 2019
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Bucket of Muzzle Blast

Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)
"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."
by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007
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muddasick

A slang originated in the Bahamas and commonly used to express amazement or surprise. In fact it can be used to express any strong feeling. It is not limited. Usually accompanied with the word "well" in front of it.
(1) Muddasick I am hungry!
(2) Well muddasick my girlfriend left!
(3) Muddasick my girlfriend left me!
by Trishka June 14, 2005
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Musashi Miyamoto

A samurai, duelist, and master swordsman that lived in Japan in the 1600s under the reign of Tokugawa Ieyasu. He was a remarkable fighter, having won 60 duels, and invented the two sword style of using a katana and a wakizashi at the same time. He was called a kensei, or sword saint, and is a famous person in Japanese history. More importantly, he was a fine artist and writer, and is the author of "The Book of Five Rings", which is a fascinating text on martial sciences and strategy.
Musashi was a swordsman, artist, writer, and a great thinker.
by 1337Str33tNinj4 July 24, 2004
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musically-bipolar

a condition of bipolar disorder which prohibits a distinct musical taste.
Dude this chick is totally musically-bipolar, she has Foo Fighters and Snoop Dogg on her ipod.
by bazeballboy5757 July 11, 2009
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multitasting

The practice of mixing odd flavors in the mouth simultaneously. Some examples of multitasting include eating a piece of citrus fruit too soon after brushing one's teeth, taking a hit off a beer while also chewing gum, or sucking on a breath mint while eating a wasabi-laden sushi roll.

While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!
Did you see that chick? She just popped a piece of gum in her mouth, chewed it like three times, and then downed half a diet soda. And now...I think...yes!...she's back to chewing the gum! What is this fucktardation?

That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?

No, do tell!

Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.

According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."

An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.

This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.

What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2010
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muscle bottom

A real tops dream in the gay community. Usually a thick man with a phat booty who takes the dick like a champ. Associated with power bottoms. Not to be confused with earlier stereotypes of skinny twink bottoms. Thick and muscular men are the best bottoms.
I don't want any of those twig figure dudes, I wanna smash that muscle bottom right over there!
by Walaboom January 21, 2017
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